Archive for the ‘Quote of the Day’ Category

“I’ll Nut Your Bolt”

March 1, 2008



Dee Nut BOlt

And then This Happened.

nut bolt


Why Aren’t There New SamProof Videos?

February 7, 2008


I know since before Xmas time I’ve been slow to put out new videos.

Here’s the deal I’m no longer funny. I’m completely serious all the time. So much so that even though I work in a casual Hollywood type setting I choose to wear a suit, and tie and black shiny squared off shoes. So serious people now call me the Dragon Lady, despite my obvious bulge. So Serious I am now that walking by small children playing in the streets, instantly saps away all their fun in to a machine I like to call the “Dream Stealer” which I then sell on the Chinese black market as a longevity elixir.

Ok. Maybe no. But in all truth, I don’t feel funny lately. I’m a bit under the weather, fighting off some cold/flu for over a month now. I’ve got a bit of the SAD. And to top things off, I keep getting negative news and drama dropped in my lap. And on top of it all I’m working 50 hours a week, 10 hours a day. So yea I’m slow to do things.

Work is a big stressor these days. Everything is a constant rush, and I’m totally brushing shit off just to rant in a blog. Go me. So basically I’m unmotivated and spend all my time on stickam with these fools.

Stickam review

OH NO SHE DIDN'TAllie Sleep Wank


Quote of the Day – 1/27/08

January 28, 2008

Quote of the Day

RavenLaughs-quote of the day